“Not Even A Minute Man”7 inch cock? Check. Syphilis free? Probably. Can make a girl cum? Not a fucking chance. Have yourself a hearty LOL as Jose’s porn dreams go down the shitter faster than Steven Segal’s music career.Not to be like him
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