“Not Even A Minute Man”7 inch cock? Check. Syphilis free? Probably. Can make a girl cum? Not a fucking chance. Have yourself a hearty LOL as Jose’s porn dreams go down the shitter faster than Steven Segal’s music career.Not to be like him

Too bad they don’t know that this is PSed. Damn Photoshoppers. *smh*
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and your whole family becomes extremely embarrassing:
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